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If they want nice, they can find a FedEx store.
I work at one of the many franchises of the UPS Store. There are many signs around the store that say UPS and a big one over door, yet sometimes people come in with a package that has a prepaid Fedex label on it and look at me like I'm the one with the problem. And on those times I get asked "You don't do Fedex, do you?" I want to point at all the UPS signs but I guess that... Read More »
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