My dad constantly refers to DVDs as "shiny records", and occasionally calls me to find out why his movies won't play in the player. The usual reason? he's put them in upside down, saying "records are double sided!". Also, when I tried to explain the concept of burning a DVD/CD, he insisted on arguing, saying if I burned them I would melt them. Oh, and he thinks there's a... Read More »
This is what happens when you trust an 11-year-old with a priceless piece of technology, or anything, really.
Every 7 Seconds: The Date
A new series about sex, and the men who think about it. Like, constantly.
Hardly Working: Breaking Bad
Josh enters the dark world of pretend meth dealing.
Always Open with Dave Koechner (with Jessica Biel)
Dave and Jessica discuss Yeti survival skills and other useful topics.
Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith's love life.
The Adventures of Kim Jong Un
A leaked North Korean cartoon presenting the totally true triumphs of the totally not pudgy Great Leader.
Too Many Avengers
The world's most elite superhero team has a very open-door policy.



This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
Bad news: Rihanna is wearing clothes in these pictures. Good news: they're mostly see-through.
It's a PERSONAL MASSAGER-slash-toothpaste, okay?
Next thing you know they'll be saying Titanic really happened!
This is how true gamers see the world every day.
What part of "metrosexual, black Abe Lincoln" is supposed to make me NOT like him?
If that iPod breaks, he is screwed.