Even those famous hamsters in that Kia commercial had to start somewhere.
Staying In Anthem
LMFAO's "Party Rock Anthem" gets a musical makeover for those of us who neither party, nor rock.
Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith's love life.
Every 7 Seconds: The Date
A new series about sex, and the men who think about it. Like, constantly.
Jake and Amir: Waitress
The customer's always wrong.
The Fresh Prince of Downton Abbey
A rags to fat cash story, courtesy of Victorian aristocracy and Will Smith.
Jake and Amir: Bagels
You gotta make dough to make a little dough.



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This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
Bad news: Rihanna is wearing clothes in these pictures. Good news: they're mostly see-through.
It's a PERSONAL MASSAGER-slash-toothpaste, okay?
Next thing you know they'll be saying Titanic really happened!
This is how true gamers see the world every day.
What part of "metrosexual, black Abe Lincoln" is supposed to make me NOT like him?
If that iPod breaks, he is screwed.