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I'm pretty liberal with my hypothetical punches to the face so it's hard for me to select "The Most Worthy." So Top 5: 1) The incredibly scary guy on Way Too Many Drugs at the Umphrey's McGee show who grabbed my arm and said I was coming home with him. 2) Jay Leno for taking my Conan O'Brien away from me. 3) Sarah Palin for being such a useless publicity whore and for making such a HUGE deal out of a Joke in an episode of Family Guy 4) Rush Limbaugh for not sharing his OxyContin with me and 5) The Jonas Brothers for continuing to make what only the soulless and tweens would ever have the audacity to call Music.
Is your mom on Facebook, and what does she do with it?YOUR mom is on Facebook.
Batman or Superman?BATMAN. But my dad is a comic book buff so I grew up in a home with thousands of comic books. I'm a fan of all superheros, and I will never mock your comic book collection. I will think it is cool. Really. I need to give Superman some love too -- he's worth more street value: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8529504.stm
Why do girls like elliptical machines so much?The elliptical provides a quality cardiovasular, full body, low-impact workout. Less impact on the joints can burn an equal amount of calories as a treadmill with seemingly less effort. Why do boys like grunting/yelling loudly every time they deadlift? See, sexism is fun for everyone.
What movie will you stop and watch on TV, regardless of what you were doing?The Rocky Horror Picture Show! I yell obscenities along with the music. And Tim Curry is sexy as a Tranny. "Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me! I wanna be dirrty! Thrill me chill me fulfill me! Creature of the night!" These are song lyrics. I'm not just propositioning all of CollegeHumor.
Which Rocky opponent would you fight if you had to fight one?Soviet Boxer Ivan Drago because capitalism must always KO those commie bastards or freedom does not win.
Would you rather have sex once a day for the rest of your life or once a week for the rest of your life?I believe sex is good for health and circulation. I appreciate and enjoy sex. I am particularly fond of musicians because they rock my gypsy soul. ** SEX ** I have it. Frequently.
What's the thing that makes you laugh every time you see it?This picture! Kitties can't beat string! hilarious! http://store.theonion.com/product/war-on-string-may-be-unwinnable-sayscat-general-ma,133/
Have you ever been straight up rejected when you went in to kiss someone?They say "No" but what they mean is "Yes."
How long have you been a hot girl?Long enough to have obtained about $5,000 worth of free drinks. Thanks boys! Shameless self promotion time: I write (maybe) funny articles and put them on CollegeHumor. Search for Kristen, I go to Ohio State, and some articles will come up like "Dick Paranoia" and "Know Your Douche Bags."
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