I get girls. Figuratively and literally. They like when words have double meanings, for instance.

Office romances can be tricky. Which is why I love them. I love tricks.

Space Espionage is no laughing matter.

There's no place like home for the holidays. Any holiday.

Wingmen are more important than girls. Straight up.

Gettin' together, watchin' the game, chillin' or whatever. I dunno it's natural.

My space is your space. Straight up.

Through sickness and health, I'll be there. Causing both.

You have to stick up for your best friends. Even if that means telling your boss something he's not ready to hear.

Food pyramids are for food Egyptian Pharaohs. Straight up.

Bravery means never crying more than twice a day.

April Fools Part 2: Shame on me.

April Fools Part One, shame on you.

Tough love. It's the only thing these interns understand...

Movie debates are a lot like political debates, only people actually like movies.

Sequels are so hard to pull off. Luckily this one is amazing.

Sometimes, when you work so hard at helping others, you neglect to help the most important person of all: Me.

Websites are like books, once you write one, you're officially an author

Some people take things way too seriously.

Daydreaming at the office is inevitable. You see one person, you get a little tired and your imagination just runs wild with your deepest desires.