Dear Person in My Bed

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.