While out of town my room got painted pink with butterflies. Touche. In retaliation, the next time my roommate left town I took the trim off of his bedroom door and drywalled over the opening. Taped, mudded, and painted as though the door never existed. Oh, and before I did this I wrote a script that emitted random 'meows' from his computer and hid his cat in my room... Read More »
University Area Joint Authority
Nobody knows more about ankles, elbows, and marijuana than this guy.
Truck Babe Airbrush Fail
They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.
College Asks Students to Have Sex Quietly
Have some respect, some of us are trying to study so hard we forget we don't have girlfriends here.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.



All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
Bad news: Rihanna is wearing clothes in these pictures. Good news: they're mostly see-through.