Harry Potter Verse
And Harry said unto Voldermort, "I shall strike thee darkness down with a triumphant flick of my wand." And it was so.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Have you ever been hypnotized?
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.



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All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
Bad news: Rihanna is wearing clothes in these pictures. Good news: they're mostly see-through.