I'd like to get into French real estate. I'm going to buy an old Parisian apartment building, renovate it, and call it the Napoleon Complex.
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How Not to Remove Your Timeline
Scumbag Adele
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
Bible in Christian Fiction Section
I know reprinting books with minimalist covers are in, but this is a stretch, Twilight.
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How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Have you ever been hypnotized?
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
Sometimes the most timeless, magical things happen accidentally. Like farts.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
Bad news: Rihanna is wearing clothes in these pictures. Good news: they're mostly see-through.
