Post-It Note Creation of Adam

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Have some respect, some of us are trying to study so hard we forget we don't have girlfriends here.