Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Watermelon Lanterns
I'd recommend pineapple for Shredder and mounds of rotting fruit for Splinter.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Ex-Boyfriend is Probably Not Going Snowboarding
He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.
Yoga Bro
Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."
College Asks Students to Have Sex Quietly
Have some respect, some of us are trying to study so hard we forget we don't have girlfriends here.
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Have you ever been hypnotized?



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All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
Bad news: Rihanna is wearing clothes in these pictures. Good news: they're mostly see-through.