Bad Speller Hates it When People Misspell Words

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet