My boyfriend and I decided to get it in quick before I had to leave for work. On my way out the door, I gave him a high-five and said "thanks for the sex". He got the biggest smile I've ever seen and told me he was in love.
Korea Doesn't Get Halloween
They're too busy celebrating "Only Wear Black and Don't Look at the Crazy American" Day.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Ex-Boyfriend is Probably Not Going Snowboarding
He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Truck Babe Airbrush Fail
They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.



All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
Bad news: Rihanna is wearing clothes in these pictures. Good news: they're mostly see-through.