What has more flip flops than a California beach?... Mitt Romney.
Voldemort/Bachmann Bumper Sticker
Dementors on the White House lawn would look pretty badass.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Returns
I know we've already posted a picture of this girl before, but here she is again from a fresh new angle. (See related info below).
Ex-Boyfriend is Probably Not Going Snowboarding
He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.




All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
Bad news: Rihanna is wearing clothes in these pictures. Good news: they're mostly see-through.