Mom Thinks She Knows Spanish

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.