"That's deep, man." "Thanks." "I was talking about the river."
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Ex-Boyfriend is Probably Not Going Snowboarding
He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.
Yoga Bro
Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.
Sad Kid Swings in Bunny Suit
Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.



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All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
Bad news: Rihanna is wearing clothes in these pictures. Good news: they're mostly see-through.