What has more flip flops than a California beach?... Mitt Romney.
Obama Makes Funny Face
He could just do that during the presidential debates and still win.
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.
Ex-Boyfriend is Probably Not Going Snowboarding
He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.




All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
Bad news: Rihanna is wearing clothes in these pictures. Good news: they're mostly see-through.