Bowel Evacuation Instructions

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young