Odd Message On Christmas Lights

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Have some respect, some of us are trying to study so hard we forget we don't have girlfriends here.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip