Portable Stripper Pole

He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Well, think it.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109