My boyfriend and I decided to get it in quick before I had to leave for work. On my way out the door, I gave him a high-five and said "thanks for the sex". He got the biggest smile I've ever seen and told me he was in love.
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She should try checking the backseat of that station wagon.
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Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
College Asks Students to Have Sex Quietly
Have some respect, some of us are trying to study so hard we forget we don't have girlfriends here.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
Sometimes the most timeless, magical things happen accidentally. Like farts.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
Bad news: Rihanna is wearing clothes in these pictures. Good news: they're mostly see-through.
