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When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive