My boyfriend and I decided to get it in quick before I had to leave for work. On my way out the door, I gave him a high-five and said "thanks for the sex". He got the biggest smile I've ever seen and told me he was in love.
Santa Sneaks Up On Crying Babies
Kris "The Kreeper" Kringle strikes again.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Ex-Boyfriend is Probably Not Going Snowboarding
He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.
Truck Babe Airbrush Fail
They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.
Sad Kid Swings in Bunny Suit
Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.
College Asks Students to Have Sex Quietly
Have some respect, some of us are trying to study so hard we forget we don't have girlfriends here.



All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
Bad news: Rihanna is wearing clothes in these pictures. Good news: they're mostly see-through.