Dear Santa, One Blumpkin Please

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274