My boyfriend and I decided to get it in quick before I had to leave for work. On my way out the door, I gave him a high-five and said "thanks for the sex". He got the biggest smile I've ever seen and told me he was in love.
Condoms and Snacks Vending Machine
If you're going to have sex, we'd prefer you do it in this public building.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
Sad Kid Swings in Bunny Suit
Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.



All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
Bad news: Rihanna is wearing clothes in these pictures. Good news: they're mostly see-through.