Guy Gets Shirt He's Wearing For Christmas

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Have some respect, some of us are trying to study so hard we forget we don't have girlfriends here.

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe