My boyfriend and I decided to get it in quick before I had to leave for work. On my way out the door, I gave him a high-five and said "thanks for the sex". He got the biggest smile I've ever seen and told me he was in love.
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Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
"This is from Star Wars?"
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Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
Little Boy Knows the Score
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A Merry Sexy Christmas
It took 20 years, but the old man finally got his wish.
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Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
Sometimes the most timeless, magical things happen accidentally. Like farts.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
Bad news: Rihanna is wearing clothes in these pictures. Good news: they're mostly see-through.
