Mom in Purple Tights Gets Around
Hopefully, she leaves the kid at home.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Sad Kid Swings in Bunny Suit
Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.
College Asks Students to Have Sex Quietly
Have some respect, some of us are trying to study so hard we forget we don't have girlfriends here.
Truck Babe Airbrush Fail
They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.



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All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
Bad news: Rihanna is wearing clothes in these pictures. Good news: they're mostly see-through.