While out of town my room got painted pink with butterflies. Touche. In retaliation, the next time my roommate left town I took the trim off of his bedroom door and drywalled over the opening. Taped, mudded, and painted as though the door never existed. Oh, and before I did this I wrote a script that emitted random 'meows' from his computer and hid his cat in my room... Read More »
Someone Thinks Politician is a Sh*tty Candidate
At least it wasn't a smear ad.
Ex-Boyfriend is Probably Not Going Snowboarding
He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.
College Asks Students to Have Sex Quietly
Have some respect, some of us are trying to study so hard we forget we don't have girlfriends here.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.




All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
Bad news: Rihanna is wearing clothes in these pictures. Good news: they're mostly see-through.