Entire Room Covered in Gift Wrap

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Have some respect, some of us are trying to study so hard we forget we don't have girlfriends here.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.