Must Grease Both Nipples

Have some respect, some of us are trying to study so hard we forget we don't have girlfriends here.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Well, think it.

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.