Hockey Player Has Drinking Problem

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Well, think it.

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur