The other night I was sitting on the couch cuddling with my boyfriend. Feeling sentimental, I kissed him on the cheek and told him I loved him. In response, he said "I love you too, babe. Want to hear a really cool fart sound?!" and proceeded to blow raspberries on his hands. He was right, it was a really good fart sound.
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"This is from Star Wars?"
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He's never been turned down by a woman, but only because no one has ever even responded.
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Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Sad Kid Swings in Bunny Suit
Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
Sometimes the most timeless, magical things happen accidentally. Like farts.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
Bad news: Rihanna is wearing clothes in these pictures. Good news: they're mostly see-through.
