What has more flip flops than a California beach?... Mitt Romney.
Newt Gingrich Has Old Lady's Nose
A vote for Newt is a possibility that you might get it back.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
Sad Kid Swings in Bunny Suit
Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.




All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
Bad news: Rihanna is wearing clothes in these pictures. Good news: they're mostly see-through.