While out of town my room got painted pink with butterflies. Touche. In retaliation, the next time my roommate left town I took the trim off of his bedroom door and drywalled over the opening. Taped, mudded, and painted as though the door never existed. Oh, and before I did this I wrote a script that emitted random 'meows' from his computer and hid his cat in my room... Read More »
Cheap Beer Dinosaur
Making what little money you have go extinct since freshman year.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Have you ever been hypnotized?
Ex-Boyfriend is Probably Not Going Snowboarding
He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.



All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
Bad news: Rihanna is wearing clothes in these pictures. Good news: they're mostly see-through.