Dutch Oven Wrestling Gym

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth