Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter as Newt and Calista Gingrich

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal