Chatting with my girlfriend I was expressing my worries for an upcomming exam. She replied with "don't worry about the grade, it won't matter when you're a 'stay-at-home-husband'." She's a keeper.
Kid is Intrigued by Sexy Advertising
It's never too early to talk to your kids about marketing.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
Sad Kid Swings in Bunny Suit
Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.
Ex-Boyfriend is Probably Not Going Snowboarding
He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Have you ever been hypnotized?
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.



All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
Bad news: Rihanna is wearing clothes in these pictures. Good news: they're mostly see-through.