What am I supposed to do, NOT treat my dog like a human child?
Intolerable Couple Causes Optical Illusion
They're not actually together, they're just appearing to hook up.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
Yoga Bro
Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."
Ex-Boyfriend is Probably Not Going Snowboarding
He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.



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All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
Bad news: Rihanna is wearing clothes in these pictures. Good news: they're mostly see-through.