Intolerable Couple Causes Optical Illusion

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.