Strip Club Billboard Answers Child's Question

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis