What am I supposed to do, NOT treat my dog like a human child?
Cat with Cat Spot on its Cat Back
It's like what a cat might thing Inception was about.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Yoga Bro
Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.



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All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
Bad news: Rihanna is wearing clothes in these pictures. Good news: they're mostly see-through.