Chatting with my girlfriend I was expressing my worries for an upcomming exam. She replied with "don't worry about the grade, it won't matter when you're a 'stay-at-home-husband'." She's a keeper.
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Scumbag Adele
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
Little Boy Knows the Score
Ex-Boyfriend is Probably Not Going Snowboarding
Youth Soccer Team Grows Up Mid-Picture
They all have a new GOOOOOOOAL.
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Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
Ex-Boyfriend is Probably Not Going Snowboarding
He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
Sometimes the most timeless, magical things happen accidentally. Like farts.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
Bad news: Rihanna is wearing clothes in these pictures. Good news: they're mostly see-through.
