What am I supposed to do, NOT treat my dog like a human child?
Missing the Puppy Bowl
Responds to John and Sad, Sad, Poor Excuse for a Man.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.



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My all-dental dam band will never be this good.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.