What am I supposed to do, NOT treat my dog like a human child?
Dog with Dick Spot on His Back
Obviously, he enjoys being petted.
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.
Ex-Boyfriend is Probably Not Going Snowboarding
He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.



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My all-dental dam band will never be this good.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.