Thumb Guy at a Party

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.