Peeing on Your Pants Like a Boss

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive