Hand Endorses Ron Paul in Picture with Obama

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps