Chatting with my girlfriend I was expressing my worries for an upcomming exam. She replied with "don't worry about the grade, it won't matter when you're a 'stay-at-home-husband'." She's a keeper.
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Ex-Boyfriend is Probably Not Going Snowboarding
"This is from Star Wars?"
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
Keg Girls Tapestry
There's nothing more erotic than textile art.
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Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Ex-Boyfriend is Probably Not Going Snowboarding
He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
My all-dental dam band will never be this good.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
Sometimes the most timeless, magical things happen accidentally. Like farts.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
