If turtles actually knew karate and ate pizza, a lot more people would have pet turtles.
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Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
Yoga Bro
Motivational Marathon Sign
"Hey, the sign says 'run,' not punch me in 'my stupid weasel face.'"
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Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Yoga Bro
Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."
My all-dental dam band will never be this good.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
Sometimes the most timeless, magical things happen accidentally. Like farts.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
