Guy Whips Out His Thumb Dick

He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore